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KFC wants you to buy a $10k 'Internet Escape Pod'

KFC wants you to buy a $10k 'Internet Escape Pod'

You may be asking yourself, and wisely so, what in the world is a KFC internet escape pod?

"Yup, this dome is like a magic force field created to disrupt the internet coming to and from your devices".

These pods were made in the U.S. from high-density foam and enamel paint.

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Known for its buckets of fried chicken KFC introduces the "isolation pod" as an internet-free safe space (complete with the loving embrace of Colonel Sanders), selling it to one customer on a first-come, first-served basis.

The "internet escape pod" is available right now.

"In case you haven't noticed, our specialty is fried chicken, not internet-blocking cages". Upon installation, every effort will be taken to ensure it fully blocks your device. We were going to sell this for the ridiculously high price of $96,485.34, but in the spirit of Cyber Monday it can be yours for $10,000. All of this is created to keep internet and wifi signals out so you can spend some time with your best friends in the arms of Colonel Sanders eating your $5 real meals.