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These Sweatpants Are the Ultimate Thanksgiving "Eating Pants"

These Sweatpants Are the Ultimate Thanksgiving

The pockets are also lined with fabric that looks like stuffing.

Now, Stove Top-the company that brings us questionably-spongy turkey stuffing each holiday season-is eliminating that problem (and by proxy endorsing over-eating) by selling trousers that stretch with your waistline.

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They're now selling "Thanksgiving Dinner Pants" online to help people enjoy more Thanksgiving without having to worry about getting a turkey belly. But act fast! They are only available while supplies last, and they're limited to one "serving per person".

As much as this disgusting iteration on the Christmas ugly sweater stretches my stuffing love to its limit, Stove Top's heart is in the right place. In the spirit of Thanksgiving, Stove Top is donating $10,000 to Feeding America.


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