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Robert DeNiro's Mueller Scorches 'Focker' Michael Cohen (Ben Stiller) On 'SNL'

Robert DeNiro's Mueller Scorches 'Focker' Michael Cohen (Ben Stiller) On 'SNL'

This week's Saturday Night Live cold open had two major cameos, with Ben Stiller playing President Trump's personal lawyer Michael Cohen and Robert De Niro playing Special Counsel Robert Mueller.

Cohen eventually arrives and gives them the full details on why they ought to be anxious after how much stuff federal agents took from him.

"It's a disgrace! This whole raid was a violation of attorney-criminal privilege", Cohen says. The show's usual Donald Trump impersonator, Alec Baldwin, did not appear.

The April 14 edition of "Saturday Night Live" kicked off with a cold open that once again took aim [VIDEO] at the Donald Trump administration.

"I mean you can milk anything with nipples", Stiller's Cohen said. Federal Bureau of Investigation director Mueller, played by Robert De Niro, enters the room.

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"I have nipples. Can you milk me, Mr. Cohen?"

Mueller then begins asking Cohen a series of questions, and when Cohen denies that Trump knew about a $130,000 hush payment to porn star Stormy Daniels, the machine makes loud noises to indicate that he's lying.

Trump's codename apparently used to be "Putin's little b-h", but is now "Stormy's little b-h".

Stiller popped up first, playing the embattled and bumbling Cohen who, let's be honest, is a dead man walking at this point. "I have an entire hard drive that's just labeled 'yikes!'"

"You listen to me, you little weasel", De Niro as Mueller later told Stiller's character, "I don't know what rights you think you have".


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